Here is a list of five things. Five is half of ten, but my list may not be half as good as today’s top ten list. Anyhow, try and guess what this is a list of motherfuckers. I’m sorry I called you motherfuckers, I feel like a real son of a bitch now. I have to get over it and get on with the list, but I’m so embarrassed I’m getting an erection. Now I feel stupid, shut up and quit looking at me, here is the list, just please stop talking about me.
- Warm Natural Light in the can
- Skinny guys that still have tits
- Pubic Louse
- Bifocals on a guy named Troy
- T-shirts with loose necks
Here is a much better list that Nick sent us after the Vinyl Crawl and it is his top ten albums of all time, and it is a very solid list!
Talking Heads – Speaking in Tongues
Led Zeppelin – Houses of the Holy
The Beatles – Abbey Road
My Morning Jacket – Z
Jim James – Eternally Even
Arcade Fire – Reflektor
Metronomy – Summer 08
The National – High Violet
OutKast – Aquemini
LCD Soundsystem – Sound of Silver
I absolutely love four of these—Sound of Silver, Aquemini, Abbey Road, and Houses of the Holy.
The last two could have made my top ten. Also Speaking in Tongue is on my list of albums I need to dig into more. For those of you are counting that’s five, motherfuckers.
I’m so very sorry, I did it again. My behavior is giving me a sore throat and making my testicles loose and droopy.
I have never listened to the album Summer 08 by Metronomy but based on the quality of the above list I will check it out and odds are I will really like it.
Also, the list reminded me that No Quarter might be my favorite Led Zeppelin song at the moment, listen now and love it:
That was great, wasn’t it?!
We have Nick to thank for getting that great track on the blog, and remember he never called you assholes motherfuckers. I don’ t think he would do that even if you deserved it.
I want to take a moment and thank everybody that has given us a top ten list. I can honestly say I have learned something from each and every one, and that is the foundation of our app TriYou and I am confident the same thing will happen with movies, books and tv series.
As for my list can you guess what it was for?
I will give you a hint.
It might be wet and it might be stinky. Then again, it might not.