I couldn’t think of an album to discuss today. Maybe I was too busy thinking about fingers, suck offs, Bulgarian fruit salad and trying to buy pussy in bulk at Costco. To be fair that is a lot to have on your mind. What else is on my mind? Please Hammer Don’t Hurt Em. I don’t have that one on vinyl but in the 6th grade a classmate made me a cassette tape and he wrote out all the songs very legibly on the insert. I was impressed and I have to admit that for a time I really liked it. I have not listened to it in years but if I do maybe it will make my top ten list on our app TriYou—coming real soon! I still want a poster of M.C. Hammer with his shirt off, I think it would help me sleep…and ejaculate.
I just decided Hammer will not make my top ten list, but I am having a little trouble narrowing my top ten albums for our sister app TriYou–that we are trying to have test ready by Sunday for the Vinyl Crawl.
Speaking of the event here are a few text messages between my girlfriend and I regarding the app being ready:
Me: I have an idea for what to do if the app isn’t ready
Me: A Screw Party
Her: That doesn’t make sense
Me: Just a simple form to fill out for pre-registration
Me: A Screw Party always makes sense!
As for my list I am debating removing one to make room for a RZA album, as he is one of my favorite musicians/producers. Also, I want to show how dope, fly, and whacked off I am. I think I would have to pick Enter the Wu-Tang 36 Chambers. A nearly flawless album in my opinion, but I am having trouble whacking off another record on my top ten list—wait til you see how wonderful it is and you will understand.
BUT 36 Chambers is also wonderful, here is one of my favorite songs in all of hip hop, but then again, the whole album is one great track after another.
It’s hard to think of a more auspicious debut album. Auspicious means delicious right?
Back to my dilemma….it is very hard for me to narrow my album list to ten, probably harder than my movie, book or tv lists, but I do love the process. I’m in limbo with it now and have a decision to make—should I taste the condom before I put it on? Also, what album would I remove?
Good news is TriYou also allows you to have a recommended section and custom lists.
Maybe I will do just a RZA list.
Buttfuck, George! I got it. Or is the saying By George?
In any case I think I have found a solution, I will make a custom list and won’t buy any flavored condoms, except of course salt and vinegar.