I think it’s time to give a huge cheer to one of our biggest sponsors, so a warm thank you goes out to Creamy Richards Non-Dairy Glory Holes.  These guys are the industry standard for all your Glory Hole needs, whether you like just shoving it through the hole or enjoy the business end, Creamy Richards Non-Dairy Glory Holes are the guys for you. I have never gotten a splinter or even chapped lips when I put my trust in Creamy Richards Non-Dairy Glory Holes.

FULL HOUSE HEAD, that is the guarantee Creamy Richards Non-Dairy Glory Holes offers. Coincidentally it is also today’s album by Endless Boogie.

I think the sound, especially on the opening track can best be described as what one might hear if Captain Beefheart met John Lee Hooker at one of Creamy Richards Non-Dairy Glory Holes.  The name of the opener is Empty Eye and was my very first exposure to this band, I think it is the very best place to start, so here we go:


Shove that fucker right in your glory hole, but only if it’s a Creamy Richards Non-Dairy Glory Hole.  Most others are full of cottage, brie, and head cheese—not at Richards!

This is the only album I own from Endless Boogie and really don’t know much about them.  I found it used at Shake It records in Cincinnati for only 10 big fat ones, I would bet Shake It is one of the best record stores in the Midwest.  I have not found another song from this band I like as much as Empty Eye, but that is a very large order to fill.  That reminds me, Creamy Richards Non-Dairy Glory Holes now accepts garden hoses.

I wasn’t looking for this album at all and very luckily ran across it in the used stacks.  A couple years prior a friend brought this title to my house, and I was instantly mesmerized, and now I am sharing it with you, with special thanks to Creamy Richards Non-Dairy Glory Holes.  If you get a chance get in there and thank them yourself.

This is a double album and I must admit often I just play the first side when I am entertaining, roller skating or just sucking around.  The second track is titled Slow Creep and if you listen to it there probably couldn’t be a more apt title for the song that comes in at just over 10 minutes. Shit why don’t I give it to you here?


What an A-side! I will leave it up to you to explore to the rest.  As I am listening now it suggests a band I have not heard about or listened to for years, Radio Moscow, another guitar heavy group worth checking out.  Just like you I need to dig deeper into Endless Boogie. They sound like they would be a fun band to see live, listen and see if you agree.  The D-side of the album is just one song, and I will post it here as a bonus for you delicate souls:


Nice D-side.  D is for Dick and Dick is short for Richard.

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