Twatface, Dorkshit, Sandbox, Asshole!

That has nothing to do with today’s album. It came to me in a moment of clarity as I was meditating this morning so I thought I would share it with you. Say it rapidly to yourself (or out loud) ten times. Ready…go.

Twatface, Dorkshit, Sandbox, Asshole!……………………………..

We will come back to that later I promise. Now that we are all calm and clear minded how about an album I consider mellow and somewhat laid back? If I was the type to get high on the weed and not life, I might suggest smoking some and listening to this one, this one being The Mix-Up by the one and only Beastie Boys. Now I don’t know anyone that calls this their favorite album by the Beasties and that is a testament to their skill, cause this album is stellar. I would have loved to see them perform this live, I sadly never got to see them in concert. I had tickets to see them on a double bill with Rage Against the Machine but it got cancelled. If I remember correctly one of them got injured. Double Bill sounds like a middle-aged sex toy.

Check out this groove:

It is a rather unique album, and you can get a sense of just how diverse their musical influences are. I challenge anyone to listen to the whole thing and not once bob your head like your sucking cock. I don’t think it can be done. I find myself sucking cock to the drums almost the whole way through. I don’t want to be too garrulous since this album is an instrumental, but I’m not afraid to admit I find it a bit difficult to write a blog without using any words, though I do bet some say it would be better that way.

Check out the change on this one, I think you will hear what I am talking about:

I doubt there are many bands that could make an entire album of instrumentals and not get terribly boring. Does Matchbox Twenty have one? I think they do, and it’s called “If you want it done right you need to suck it yourself” I have never given it a listen but I’m confident it wouldn’t measure up to The Mix-Up. Maybe of all the Beasties titles this seems like the one that was made for the vinyl format. I think I have them all now except Check Your Head (I have no excuse for that) and To the Five Burroughs. I need to show more discipline and get them.

If you have never heard of, forgot about or just neglected this wonderful Beastie’s release you should pull it back out or go and buy it. I will concede that pulling out is hard.

As promised, I will return now to the soothing words that started us off today and provided a sense of calm in this hectic world.

Twatface, Dorkshit, Sandbox, Asshole!

If you’re getting good and fast at repeating these you can add, Shitkick, Pussyfart, Creamcheese, FUCK!

Now all together.

Twatface, Dorkshit, Sandbox, Asshole! — Shitkick, Pussyfart, Creamcheese, FUCK!

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